MiL humpffs several times, clearly unimpressed with the first half.
Wife and I humpff back in agreement.
After 45 lacklustre minutes the game sloops into half time.
Wife disappears and returns minutes later with tea.
On the television Gary Lineker is presenting The Top Ten Goals of The 2010 World Cup; a montage of ten absolutely superb goals.
MiL, who has been concentrating on the cup of tea Wife has handed her, is unaware that this is a compilation. She looks up to see an apparent onslaught of goals scream past what she believes to be the Spanish and Dutch goalkeepers.
She lurches forward in her seat so suddenly it's a wonder she doesn't spill the entire cup in her lap.
"Lord!! It's getting good now isn't it?!"
MiL, who has been concentrating on the cup of tea Wife has handed her, is unaware that this is a compilation. She looks up to see an apparent onslaught of goals scream past what she believes to be the Spanish and Dutch goalkeepers.
She lurches forward in her seat so suddenly it's a wonder she doesn't spill the entire cup in her lap.
"Lord!! It's getting good now isn't it?!"
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